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A Tit at Sitt - Carry on Alien Mammaries,

A Tit at Sitt - Carry on Alien Mammaries,

Packy Dwyer searches for some bottles, and stumbles on a case of sexual harrasssment at Sitt.  

Searching for information on the  SITT 2012 jamboree at The Honourable Artillery Company building in Moorgate, I stumble upon a posting, relating to the 2010 event, from Neal Martin, a big knob, in the world of fine Wine-writing.

According to his bio, he has four hundred postings and lashings of tastings notes splattered around, “the fabulous e-parker web site”, home to the universe’s  no1 wine gerroo, Robert Parker.

Could be good, I thought.

    

 Alas this stumble upon, was not a wine blog, but the script for an episode of Carry on Wine Writing,  featuring a Russ Mayeresque style romp round the ample breasts of a female SITT exhibitor, complete with a graphic description of the bosom in question. Phwoarrrrr!

Neal struggled to work out which stand, was  it thirty three,  or thirty four, the large chested Female Exhibitor was on. Pause for belly laugh.

As the fantasy developed Neal imagined “the mammaries” (his terminology not mine) taking on a life of their own and being poised to erupt from the lady's chest and rush out the door.

Hang on, this is not a "Carry On", it’s the latest Alien sequel.

Later at home with the Missus,  the over excited wine scribe offered to pay for breast enlargements, he writes. The lady declined his "generous offer".

Quite right too; one big tit in the house is more than enough.